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Bob fankerwink
211 years old
Lives in a hole in the ground with his fellow friends (Moles) with a computer....
Money on hand: 3,000,000
last seen: 0BC
Man eater
details: Black toes, White/black burnt hair, one eye, 3 legs, white eyes, skin on left side of head missing, Half a boot, ugly hump on back, last seen eating books.
If found please call (1800)120H-FUKE
Or call (8543) THE UGLY LOST
when sighted, please call your local AIR FORCE or ARMY to rescue him...once call is made, you may want to pet him to calm him until help arrives... good luck.